May 2013
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
wizarding:
fwips:
oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
can I email this to my manager?
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dylanquents:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
“Learning never exhausts the mind.”
– Leonardo da Vinci (via musiquegraphique)
harryedward:
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
